< Beware Toni At Play
  1. dogapult:

    are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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    (via deepastheoceanfloor)

  2. carolina-girl:

    italktosnakes:

    tessaviolet:

    ningcomepoop:

    wholmesianmisfit:

    Who remembers

    Motherfucking Scholastic

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    Book

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    Orders

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    And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

    at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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    love

    seriously the best ever.

    This was actually my childhood. 

    Wish they had these I high school

    (Source: pyralspite, via iwanttofonduewithyou)

  3. jasminescarpet:

    eventheslightestrayofsunshine:

    stuffmeekolikes:

    noplacelikedisney:

    carousel-of-progress:

    "Aurora waits in the shadows whilst guests freak over Elsa and Anna".

    This picture is so sad, in a strange sort of way.

    This is actually really depressing- can you imagine how this face character must feel? Just standing there? I mean, she must understand all the hype of Frozen, but still!

    I saw Aurora doing this when I went to Fairytale Hall. When the family finally came over to Aurora for pictures, they asked her which princess she was.

    That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever read

    This breaks my heart

    (via had-just-ten-hours-training)

  4. driveshaftgroupie:

    skypestripper:

    when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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    (via yourfavoriteirishcherokee)

  5. youngstero:

    the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

    (via once-upon-a-spell)

    versaceslut:

    voicetoosmooth:

    jazelq:

    HER HAIR IS FINALLY DOWN

    She looks… mature.

    i didnt even recognize her omfg

    (Source: dailyarianagifs, via flippin-daisies)

  6. seabelle:

    I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

    (via trueheirofslytherin)

    why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users

    (Source: dailystews, via the-winchester-initiative)

  7. shiningartifact:

    thethorleitstein:

    House Stark

    THIS. IS. THE. GREATEST. EVER.

    (via doncarlosi)

  8. jipersnoeofficial:

    officialcheesepolice:

    jipersnoeofficial:

    to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

    you are a 20 year old male

    • I
    • AM
    • YOUR
    • MOTHER
    • NOW

    (Source: officialjipersnoe, via destiel-is-superwholocked)

  9. guys

    EVAN PETERS THO

    GODDAMN

  10. zaynandharrypls:

    Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

    (Source: zaynandharrypls, via parabatainerds)

  11. So I was explaining my gender-fluidity to my grandmother

    • Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
    • Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
    • Me:
    • Grandma:
    • Me:
    • Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
    • *then later*
    • My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
    • Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
    • Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
    • Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
    • Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.
  12. istoleyourpanties:

    quarterclever:

    especiallygoodfinder:

    nepeter:

    australians dont have sex

    australians mate

    I spat out my coffee

    sorry about your image

    frICK

    (Source: shalrath, via intellectualbadass123)

  13. YALL SHOULD GO WATCH MY VIDEOS……because you might laugh