< Beware Toni At Play

    trusting-the-disgusting:

    concertotodick:

    This is absolutely fantastic.

    Marvellous

    (Source: iraffiruse, via chasingthestarlightonthehorizon)

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids 

    (via idkimoutofideas)

  1. simplyoverstated:

    wineandalgolagnia:

    hobbitdragon:

    sunwukong-stoaway:

    distractedbyshinyobjects:

    Miss Frizzle and Mary Poppins, Lady Time Lords.

    I ship it to the moon.

    The Teacher and The Nanny. The Magic School Bus is a TARDIS, and Mary’s bag is bigger on the inside. No one will ever convince me that this is not true. Oh, and I ship it.

    For crying out loud, the Magic School Bus actually does travel through time and space, easily changes it’s form like a Chameleon Circuit, and is casually ALIVE in certain ways. It’s a friggin’ TARDIS in all but name!

    I will reblog this every time I see it

    There are no other words for this than BRILLIANT!

    FANTASTIC!

    (Source: thaumivore-moved, via idkimoutofideas)

    actionables:

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    IT’S THEM AS BABIES

    (Source: onlylolgifs, via theangelgirl22)

  2. kingcheddarxvii:

    Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

    (Source: shopjeen, via kyonite)

  3. troyeboyxtilly:

    youtubers-ugh:

    halloween is soon 

    its transparent

    Drag it now
    Or on mobile tap it

    (via imitationflower)

  4. fatallywhimsical:

    astrospection:

    ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.

    KEEP ALL ANIMALS INDOORS ON HALLOWEEN

    Whether or not this Pit Bull thing is legit (it probably is—people love any reason to kill Pits), it’s just a good idea to keep all your animals—dogs, cats, whatever—indoors on Halloween evening and night. 

    There are some really gross people out there who will use Halloween, or the night before Halloween, as an “excuse” to kill domestic animals for fun.

    I had a friend who left her cat outside during the day on Halloween and didn’t make it home until after dark, and by the time she returned someone or a group of people had killed it. Don’t take any chances with your pets. 

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  5. "my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

    (Source: jaclcfrost, via flailingwhaling)

  6. netlfix:

    a new sex position called the ‘9’

    its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

    (Source: netlfix, via flailingwhaling)

    herfallenunicorn:

    queernymph:

    thefullestrebellion:

    lokiroido:

    ‘My sun and stars… ‘

    OH MY GOD

    If anyone got me this I would marry them

    I need these

    (Source: karuamilk, via mettallicanimechick)

  7. stunningpicture:

    They call him Bagel Jesus. He takes the old bagels from work and distributes them to the hungry on the street. GGG right here!

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  8. kylajaykay:

    mamayuuma:

    "what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
    my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

    i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

    (Source: tooruoikawa, via imthetragictruth)

  9. spenceromg:

    bravedad:

    i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

    I WANT TO KNOW

    (via wingskinksandink)

  10. Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

    (Source: tracey-hummel, via wingskinksandink)